doucherysm
a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.
oh look jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. i told him to let the counselor pick his college cl-sses for him, but he never listens
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a gaggle of douchebags, merrily riffing off each other’s douchery, blissfully aware of how utterly douchetastic they come across. choo-choo! douchetrain coming through. similar to douche or douchebag. a douchetrain thinks much more highly of himself than the general population. he also engages in the practice of douchebaggery. a douchetrain commonly ends sentences with phrases […]
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- Doushens
the feeling one gets towards a member of the opposite s-x after spending a short amount of time with them. often confused with love, this sudden infatuation will drive them crazy with this “false love”. often leads the sufferer to: 1. spend all day thinking about said person 2. do whatever they can to spent […]
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- Down Fighting
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