DoucheSLRbag
a photographer gifted with reasonably sophisticated equipment but poor judgment and social skills, often also with mediocre (or worse) photography skills, who takes great pleasure of making an -ss of himself not only in public but among other photographers. a doucheslrbag will approach you in public, not to be friendly, but to offer his critique on why he thinks you’re not going to get good photographs. a doucheslrbag will also make use of internet forums and social media in an attempt to call attention to how much better a photographer he thinks he is than others, but more often than not does a better job of calling attention to his own shriveled and shrunken skills in the field.
i was trying to take snapshots at a performance and some doucheslrbag interrupted me to tell me i’m doing it all wrong and with the wrong kind of camera.
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