douchetarian


practice of only consuming douchè
someone who has surp-ssed the level of douchèbag.

douchè brother who is very into themselves.
man elliot, why do you have to be such a douchètarian?
2 more definitions
your cl-ssic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of cl-ss 1 -ssholery. a douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circ-mstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.
f-ck that douchetarian. let’s troll him.
somebody who har-sses someone for being a vegetarian, even though said vegetarian doesn’t shove their dietary habits down anyone’s throats.
i didn’t even say anything, and he was all “hey, you know what would be great on that salad? some veal!” what a douchetarian.

Read Also:

  • efuckingxactly

    when something isn’t just exactly the case but it’s exactly the f-cking case. used as a sign of agreement, support or just a way to say “hey i was thinking the same thing!” “dude, guess what i’m thinking” “bananas. no giraffes. wait banana giraffes!” “ef-ckingxactly stan” “you know that gravity thing, it’s f-cking useful” “ef-ckingxactly”

  • Elu

    pretty and kind. likes anime and rock music. very friendly and accepting of friends and a very great flute player. ” elu’s pretty cool girl” 2 more definitions a young 1337 pker from runescape get caught dead get caught dead get caught dead get caught dead get caught dead get caught dead an indonesion word, […]

  • fabulias

    describes a person a who is so dedicated to their guitar, music and probably gl-sses, that they would sooner be castrated than give them up. you are so fabulias!, hey fabulias!

  • facive aggressive

    using facebook in a p-ssive aggressive manner with pics, posts or comments that are visible for a group to see when there’s a connotation in what you’ve posted for one specific person to react to it in a -different- way. why be direct and send someone a private message when you can be facive aggressive […]

  • fircle

    the fircle is a square-like shape, but with rounded edges. it can also be described as a circle with sides. a fircle is very similar, but not the same as, a squircle. the formula for calculating the perimeter of a fircle whose four sides have length ‘l’ is p = 4l – (8-2π)r the formula […]


Disclaimer: douchetarian definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.