Douchetotale
pr-nounced – d–sh-toe-tal
– used to describe someone who is a total d-ck…zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a pr-ck they actually are.
– this person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.
– unworthy
that pr-ck interrupted taylor swift’s acceptance speech to spout some bullsh-t!!! what a douchetotale!!
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