douchexcuse
n. – any excuse, rationalization, or other such palaver that is deemed to be douchey in nature.
douche: “man, i’m like so good at mma, i got like 3 purple belts.”
guy: “oh yeah? what gym did you train at?”
douche: “uhh some gym somewhere, i don’t remember”
guy: “uhh ok, whatever, let’s roll!”
-douche gets -ss kicked by guy-
douche: “oh man, i’m like so out of practice…”
guy: “…what a douchexcuse…”
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