douchey bro guy

a person who:
– is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
– calls everyone bro or bra
– wears flip flops and surf shorts everywhere. may or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap.
– is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white
– listens to jack johnson, jason mraz and dave matthews. if over 30, listens to hootie and the blowfish, chumbawumba and blues traveler.
– gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone’s yard.
– isn’t necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. similar to a romanticist.
– is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. isn’t football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity.
– is a metros-xual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper.
– appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn’t seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money.
– wears puka sh-lls. is partially into most eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls.
– drives just over the speed limit. isn’t in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he’s going.
– plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds.
– not a geek or nerd but might have a skill
– is emotionally careless and completely unreliable.
– might have a pet but someone else takes care of it.
– does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends
– eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of.
– does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape.
– has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
jeff spicoli from “fast times at ridgemont high” is a douchey bro guy.

d-ck casablancas on “veronica mars” is a douchey bro guy.