Douchey Choo Choo


when a group of men, whether coincidental or not, walk through any given area in a straight or almost straight line with each of them wearing at least half a container of axe body spray.
johnny: nothing could make this day any worse.
jimmy: oh no! here comes the douchey choo choo!
johnny: i stand corrected.

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