Douchey von Doucheberg
1. someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. the fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. however you will never know because in your mind they are douchey von doucheberg.
look at douchey von doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. i think i’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).
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