Douchlexic


someone has this syndrome when normally they are cool and alright to be around. sometimes, though, instead of being forgetful or mixing up numbers like a dyslexic they act like a douche, usually without warning and in public.
me: why is eddie ready to fight that guy who b-mped into him? eddie’s usually calm and the guy apologized too.

you: he’s douchlexic. occasionally he acts like a douche and everyone knows he’s wrong.

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