douchwaffle


a funny word to call someone saying that they are stupid a noob retarted…
get out of the road you douchwaffle!
a person who asks for a donation yet contributes nothing.

– originator: stonegate.
“hey! that kelvinn guy is acting like a douchwaffle, because he asks for a donation, gets it, but gives nothing! oh snap! haaaa!!”

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