Douchyism
1. the act of saying or doing egotistical douchy phrases or actions.
2. talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights.
3. the adjective of a douchbag
“why did i come to the bbq in a suit?, because i look good, duh.” -“wow karen is throwing out the douchyisms today”
“i date young girls because i can mold them to my lifestyle, i don’t want to have to adjust to anyone elses, i mean hey i’m vp i’m a great catch”
hey did you catch that douchyism in carl’s conversation at the dinnertable tonight?
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