Dougar
a dumb cougar; the cross between a cougar and a complete idiot.
i asked that dougar where she’s from and it took her at least 25 seconds to respond.
i asked that dougar if she wanted a tequilla shot and she said that she doesn’t like needles.
a d-list cougar; typically exemplified by unbecoming characteristics such as acne, weight problems, or a huge -ss.dougars tend to deny their dougar status.
“holy sh-t, look at that fugly dougar.”
pr-nounced (doo-gar): dood-cougar. a male version of a cougar. an older male you seeks out partners who are half his age +7 years old or younger.
steve is 40 years old, but his new girlfriend is 19. this makes steve a dougar.
imagine a cross between a duck and a cougar then put it on somebody’s face. its like when your somewhere and see somebody and you stop whatever your doing and say
“did i just…….
what is that …..
what happened…… o my god!!!”
and you know u just got to take another look
that dougar over there must have gotten punched in the face or somethin, cause d-mn thats ugly.
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