dough hits
the act of inhaling gas and alcohol released from fermenting dough. the standard method of dough hits is by punching the dough and sticking one’s head in the receptacle as the gas is released.
“john received a tidy out-of court settlement from pizza hut after he split his head open when losing consciousness from dough hits.”
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