dough twirler


an individual of the male h-m-s-xual orientation. gets its name from the act of taking a flaccid p-n-s and twirling it… causes arousal, even for those with erectile dysfunction!
person 1: that douche tyler was a total dough twirler!
person 2: yeah… i swear he was meat gazing all night, so gay!

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