doughnut puncher


s-xual slang for a h-m-s-xual male referring to the practice of -n-l s-x(e.g. the -n-s being the doughnut and the p-n-s being the puncher)
elton john is a doughnut puncher.
this is the act of punching a h-m-s-xual in the -sshole.
carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she -ss handled steve.
same as colon cowboy or -ss bandit
1. a young man that goes by the name of chandler moore
2. he beats off to anything he can get his hands on
3. hes so far only gotten his hands on deceased chickens
i think it speaks for itself
one who will ‘bang’ the ‘bugebus’ out of a second for simple pleasure (matt bower)
matt bower is the largest doughnut puncher in the universe, he will punch any doughnut any time. in the -ss!
matt is currently one of the viewers

matt prefers beating off donkeys and/o gorillas
matt m-st-rb-t-d after watching chandler come down on the donkey

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