Douglas Fur
when pubic hair grows abnormally high on the staff of one’s p-n-s.
i really need to trim my douglas fur, so i don’t give her splinters.
doug, doug-par-deux a character from the short story, the shady tree and the pineapple cover up. he is a half breed between human and tree giving him super human strength. he can squash an egg with his world ending fist. he is a s-x panther when it comes to the opposite s-x. if the world ended he could rappidly replentish the worlds population like a rabbit on extacy. can grow a beard that rivals jesus. and drives a jeep.
wow he is such a douglas fur right now!!!
the ladies always like to touch my doug
then she pulled out my doug
i am going to take a doug(sh-t) right now
make like a tree and get the f-ck out of here
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