Douglas


douglas means “dumbo”. in latin his name means f-cking dumb-ss. he is a very stupid person who talks about ogres all day long. he is a orange ogre that has some brown ogre blood inside of him. he has man b–bs and is the fattest person in the whole entire world, besides scott: look up scott. i love doug so much and i will never let him go… i mean i hate him… the end
douglas is a dumbo
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a very old name, from the 16th century, scottish in origin, meaning “from the dark river.” a man who has deep insights, mystical powers and isn’t afraid to explore both the dark and light sides of life, seeing them as all one. a person of great understanding, having wisdom that accrues with age. very public persona, but deeply private in many ways.
“don’t bother trying to fool, outwit, or fully understand him, man. he’s a douglas—sees all, knows all, confounds all.”
to ram a s-xual partner from behind with great, desperate velocity, usually with lips pursed, b-ttocks clenched and jowls shaking. derived from the michael douglas style of explicit onscreen s-x in the 1990s. can also be used figuratively.
why are you limping? did someone up and douglas you last night?
a gambit, getting all the girls and all the winnings. high-profile guy with the ability to win the hearts of people by just his personality.
that guy is such a douglas, i’m so godd-mn jealous of him.
super hot playa who get’s wit all the wimmenz. often found breakdancing and kissing laydeez in the clubs. he is cute yet manly. very rough around the edges yet soft in all the right places. often found walking bow-legged due to the m-ssive erect p-n-s he has to shove down the leg of his pants. when he gets down and dirty “lester” will appear.
“d-mn look at douglas go, he’s got m-ssive skillz yo! he’s gettin’ all the honeyz … oh wait! it’s lester!!”
indian mixed with negro. originated in the republic of trinidad and tobago
in trinidad we have mixed races and one of them is “dougla”.
a very hot guy. he’s smart and funny and likes to study, although he knows how to have fun, particularly in the bedroom. he’ll treat any girl he’s with like a princess and take care of her every need. everyone needs a douglas. he isn’t the most popular guy in the school but he’ll have a big impact on the world once he leaves.
wow you’re such a douglas
the sweetest, funniest, nicest guy ever. he is very popular but he is not a jerk. when you look into his eyes you see something real. he always tells you how it is and is very honest. dougie comes up with amazing comebacks, and is very witty.
girl: have you seen douglas?
girl 2: yeah he is with john.
girl: the special ed kid?!
girl 2: yeah dougie talks to everyone.(:

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