dousche monkey
when one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
at a party where cops are patrolling outside.
dousche monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: dudes! let’s get hammered!
everyone else: stop being such a dousche monkey! we’re gonna get rolled!
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