Doushens
the feeling one gets towards a member of the opposite s-x after spending a short amount of time with them. often confused with love, this sudden infatuation will drive them crazy with this “false love”. often leads the sufferer to:
1. spend all day thinking about said person
2. do whatever they can to spent time with said person this includes aim
3.thinking of marrying said person
-the doushens takes a form of true love and extreme affection for the subject, rather than s-xual urges.
after a while the doushens soon p-sses leaving the sufferer from attracting a new condition called
“wtf was i thinking” syndrome. the sudden relapse into the real world will often be sudden and rather relieving for the sufferer and their friends.
=o omg i am so in love with this girl/guy
=/ how long have you known her?
=o 1 a week
=/ sh-t man you’ve got the doushens.
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