Doutch


doutch is a term used for someone who is both dutch and a douche. it is said to be one of the worst combinations on the planet for obvious reasons. it is commonly mistaken for doutch-bag, but this is completely different.
look at that doutch! he isn’t allowed to vote!
a woman who, if she were a man, would be considered a douche. a melding of the words “douche” and “b-tch”. pr-nounced doo-tch. a female who is inconsiderate of others feelings, socially awkward or pretends to be nice while acting mean towards others.
1. you know, she came over and ate 8 slices of our pizza and didn’t even offer to help pay for it. she is such a doutch.

2. that doutch just cut in line for the bar and ordered 3 different drinks. so rude!

3. “i can’t believe she listed me as a reference to get a job at my company and she didn’t even ask!” “don’t even worry about her, everyone knows she’s a doutch.”

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