Dovers

an extremely bad case of diarrhea, leaving you bed ridden and delirious with fever.
keith can’t make it to work, he’s got a really bad case of the dovers.
proper noun. town on south east coast of england. pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from calais.

key features: magnificent castle, roman painted house, stunning cliffs, united kingdom’s busiest ferry port. one of the cinque ports.

also one of the easiest places in britain to get one’s head kicked in.
town’s official charter: “if you want a fight, try dover on a friday night. some of the head cases here can shove your sh-t back a fortnight.”
1) capital city of delaware

2) a painfully boring country town in the middle of nowhere in ohio. unless you’re really into american football, this place offers noting fun to do, especially if you don’t have money, and getting a decent job around here is even harder than it is in most of america. one redeeming thing is that it isn’t crime ridden like canton, but in dover, you can die from being so bored.
1) dover is the capital of the first state of delaware.

2) all there is to do in dover, ohio is to go to bars and leave.
a dover is a female of caucasian descent (usually blonde and sl-tty) with a preference for males of african origin. observations of this species have shown that…”once you go black, you never go back”
danny: o matey, i think i could be in with that blonde and sl-tty girl over there.

tyrone: nah bruv, trust, she is a proper dover, even if you did get near her you wouldn’t even touch the sides.
dover is a small, seaside town in south east kent, england. dover is most famous for its white cliffs and norman castle. dover town center is average, but lots of shops are closed down and/or boarded up. dover is quite multi-cultural too.
dover? yeah, that’s a little town in england.
dover is a little town in ohio. most people here are either on drugs, wh-r-s, or are hicks. you have the people from the south side who are either from the ghettos of dover or are more poor than others. then you have the people from the east side. the people from the east side tend to have more money than the ones on the south side. this is the newer part of town. the only thing to do in this little town is to watch football (only during football season august-november) or smoke some pot while hanging at circle k. most people around here know a drug dealer even if they aren’t on drugs at all. at dover high school, you have your fair share of cliques-the popular girls, the mean girls, the jocks, the nerds, the emos, and the druggies. some people fit into multiple categories. eg. the jocks and the druggies. it is too easy to become bored in this town, it is full of old people and there is nothing to do. only come here if you want nothing to do because honestly, this place isn’t very fun.
today, i went to dover, ohio; the place where you can die of boredom.
see definition of “bad-ss”
you know dover?

yeah, he’s that guy that plays guitar and builds choppers. i hear he’s a real bad-ss.