when you feel too depressed to perform basic life functions, and the only explanation is that donald trump is your president.
“i just watched twelve videos of baby goats in sweaters to cheer myself up.”
“what’s the matter?”
“oh, nothing. just down in the trumps.”
“yeah… can you send me those videos?”
- the liberal quiz
a game that finds out if you’re a liberal, a hypocrite, another hillary clinton, or none of the aforementioned. you might be a liberal if: 1. you find any one of these words objectional: h-ll, d-mn, b-tt, fart, p–p, cr-p, s-x, shut up. 2. you consider donald trump s-xist for the things he said in […]
- beaner baller
a white girl who only dates spics, wetbacks, beaners or latino men. usually has half breed spanish kids and listens to latin music. only dates latinos. girl 1: elise was called a beaner baller 4 times this week. girl 2: i know, she’s as bad as a mudshark. even my mom calls her a beaner […]
- peace kid
a peace kid is someone who thinks they’re top sh-t whilst hands out weed so they think they’re cool oh my lord lachlan mills is such a peace kid
- lone alpha female
unlike the main alpha female, she is alpha female except she does not care, she is tired with nonsense, she lives her own life, and does not care if his man are alpha or not. and, she tend get cold sometime. rachel is ceo, she is alpha female, but her husband is street artis and […]
- big forehead rayleen
the biggest b-tch alive. huge gap between teeth. everyone hates her ew wtf is that ? that’s big forehead rayleen n-gg-.