down it
drink quickly
the cuckoo clock
at about 3am, i was drunk as a skunk because there was a lot of voddy. so, with a certain time limit, i did down it. i came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. quickly coming up with a plan, i cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. i was very proud of myself.
the next day, my wife asked what time i got home, and i replied, “midnight, just like i said.”
she said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. when i asked why, she answered, “last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said ‘s%!t!,’ cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling.
a tipical american expresion you use to end a joint
joe:there is nothing here to smoke…down it!!(in a very stoned wayyy)
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