Down Town Crab Crown


when a man has crabs infesting his pubic hair. he then shave off his p-b-s and gets a bl-w j-b from a woman, then he -j-c-l-t-s on to the womans forehead and be for she has a chance to wipe off the -j-c-l-t- the man rubs his crab infested p-b-s into the j-zz on the womans forehead. giving her a “crab crown” after she went down town.
“dude i gave this chick a down town crab crown last night. she was to p-ssed to wipe it off before she left.”

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