Downhill Skiing
while bending over like you were in a downhill skiing contest, you reach back and jerk two dudes off. in front of you, you are blowing a third guy. a fourth guy is optional, but that would require v-g-n-l or -n-l intercourse. also, you’d be a wh-r-.
i need new friends. after we went downhill skiing with that girl, i haven’t been able to look them in the eyes. but boy was that handjob good.
down hill skiing is a s-xual possition where a woman places herself between two men and grabs there genetalia with each hand and pumps up and down in a w-nking motion quickly over and over again.
“my wife went down hill skiing last night with me and my best friend, it was awesome!”
the biggest sl-t in school gives these to the borders most nights. one dude on each side giving them handjobs.
lucy went downhill skiing, her poles were miles and josh.
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