Downlands
the largest concentration of failure in the southern hemisphere. downlands catholic school is a sh-thole with fail rugby and soccer teams. this school is well known for their tendency to fail. if you ever see a boy who went to this school ask him “who’s got the cup?” and he will bash your face in.
girl 1: “hey, daniel, what school did you go to?”
guy 1: “oh, i went to downlands.”
girl 1: -slap- “you should’ve told me you were gay, and secretly have -n-l s-x with -insert another downlands boy’s name here-. leave me alone you failure!”
girl 2: “i went there too!”
girl 1: “cool! are you a lesbian?”
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