Downtown Derby
a s-xual act, and a certain form of bukkake. a white woman has a group of ten african-american men or more, completely naked and ready to screw. one man jerks off over the woman at a time, and he only has 30 seconds to -j-c-l-t-. the next man in line repeats the process, and so on, and so on, until the woman is completely covered with s-m-n.
the origin of this term is quite simple, but a little racially biased. downtown, referring to the african-americans, symbolizes “gangsta,” “pimp,” etc.
derby, however, is a different story. racecar driving, aka “nascar”, is only watched by caucasian rednecks, which is why it refers to the white woman. it also signifies why the males have to -j-c-l-t- so quickly.
dude, did you see that video on insert p-rn website name here?
yeah, bro, she totally got a downtown derby!
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