Downtown Kalamazoo


a pretty chill city with wmu and k college… and a sh-t ton of bars. great place for a “beercation”. watch out for homeless people and drunk students. living here isn’t for everyone. people here are pretty friendly, just stay out of the ghetto areas. lots of business, lots of women, lots of students, and plenty of beer and pot to go around.

yes! there really is a kalamazoo
aaron: “hey man, lets go bar hopping in downtown kalamazoo and get f-cked up.”
cameron: “alright man, lets smoke this bowl first”
aaron: “word”

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