Dr. Death´s Suicide Kit
a kit to commit suicide by dr. philip nitschke, a.k.a dr. death.
according to dr. death, an australian who founded the organization exit international, there is a potential problem for pract-tioners of suicide: they might not get an effective dose when they buy drugs to kill themselves. in a recent interview, death manifested his hopes that his new kit will help people make “end-of-life choices,” without the anxiety naturally felt by those contemplating suicide.
x: “scary stuff man!!! you know?… they sell a suicide kit invented by a guy known as dr. death.”
y:”c´mon man that has to be b.s”.
x: “no man, no bull… this morning i talked on the phone with an ex-lover who lives in london, and she told me that she had dr. death´s suicide kit by her bed for year and a half, but her best friend asked for it and she gave him the kit.”
y: “and?”
x: “the poor b-st-rd used the kit.”
y: “so… is he dead?”
x: “yeah man, thanks to death.”
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