Dr. Fluffy Grits
proper noun dr. fluffy grits is a 29 year old computer and cheekie loving c–n hunter from indiana. he has many attributes that make him special. he can suck the creme out of a twinkie without compromising the integrity of the moist cake covering. he can also lick a gummy bear, and immediately identify the color of nipple pop’s cheekies. he has been known to carry a large purse to protect his goodies…bambi poison, xanies, now & later panties, and even a 20 inch flat screen monitor.
dr. fluffy grits has a diverse set of interests. he loves grooving to the p-ssycat dolls, making out with nipple pop, buying low budget p-rn off slickdeals, listening to some band called def…something (famous for butchering skynard cl-ssics), playing with goats, and cyber s-x.
dr. fluffy grits should be considered very dangerous due to his volatile mood swings attributed to personal issues.
d-mnit dr. fluffy grits… quit writing “google.com” on that goat’s -ss and get over here to check out these new cheekies!!!
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