Dr. Heywood R. Floyd


he was the chairman of the national council of astronautics in 2001. he tracked down the monolith buried on the moon and touched it, whereupon it transmitted a signal to jupiter.
dr. heywood r. floyd: good day, gentlemen. when you see this briefing, i presume you will be nearing your destination, saturn. i hope that you’ve had a pleasant and uneventful trip and that the rest of your mission continues in the same manner. i should like to fill you in on some more of the details on which mission commander kaminsky will have already briefed you. thirteen months before the launch date of your saturn mission, on april 12th, 2001, the first evidence for intelligent life outside the earth was discovered.

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