DR. JELLY FINGERS
that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his p-ssy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.
after returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that dr. jelly fingers requested that he -ssume the “rectal probing” position. after completion, my friend said it wasn’t as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. not good!
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