Dr. McGillicuddy
one of the finest physicians practicing in america today. he has a family practice that is available in every liquor store from hoboken to frisco. his diagnoses may be many, but the cure is always the same… 20cc of his tasty award-winning schnapps!
caution: schnapps may not be tasty or award winning. dr. mcgillicuddy received his doctorate in communications, not a medical doctor.
patient: “dude, that chick gave me chlamydia!”
friend: “man, that sucks, lets go see what dr. mcgillicuddy thinks of this.”
-20 minutes later-
patient: “it burns when it pee.”
friend: “quit b-tchin and drink your medicine.”
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