dr suess
dr suess is…
an american man
who writes books with one hand
and can make anything
ryhme with a ting!
the cat in the hat, green eggs and ham, both of which by dr suess
someone’s attempt at spelling the famous author’s name, dr. seuss.
im:
jacklnte: hey, you like dr. suess?
meghed: no, but i do love dr. seuss.
feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don’t rate.
harvey: norman, i’d like you to meet my esteemed colleague, dr. suess – i mean – dr. losifer.
norman: i’m sure it’s a pleasure to meet you dr. losifer.
dr. losifer: norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. anyway norman, just call me phil. how do you spell dr. seuss?
the equivilent of a double suck, hints: the first letters of the words. one girl is confronted by two d-cks, in which she is then conned, forced, asked to, or any other form of force; to suck on them both simultaneously.
after hiding in the closet for several minutes, jimmy joined me on the bed and we performed a dr. suess on jackie in which she shoved both of our c-cks into her mouth.
a blonde c-ke addict who live with his mother who has one eye and is called “pirate”…says he’s too smart for school but fails his cl-sses..lives in the trailer park and shops at the dollar store..where he buys an asortment of white and red striped polo shirts
girl one: did you see richard’s shirt?
girl two: ugh i know!! f-cking dr.suess!!
a b-tch -ss n-gg- who likes to pretend to be tight. or a rapper who’s a punk -ss and and rhymes like a little b-tch
look at that lil’ b-tch -ss dr. suess -ss n-gg-
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