Dr. Summeroff


a doctor that will prescribe for a patient to be home for approxiamately two months of the summer for a “re-occuring” injury. please note that this injury never occurs during the winter months. these mystical injuries usually occur to soft tissue since they are difficult to cure in a timely fashion.
my buddy is just visited dr. summeroff and now he’s sitting on his deck drinking beers all day until september!!

greg: hey kim can you take all of debbie’s shift this summer?
kim: why? did she visit dr. summeroff like last year again?
greg: yup, she’s done till september!

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