Dr. Zoidberg


the lobster-man from futurama; the funniest character on that show.
“life was bad, but now its good. forever!”
the loveable character on futrama that everyone loves to hate.
i feel like dr. zoidberg sometimes, i think i should get an ink bladder put in for protection.

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