Dracman
dragon, cat, and man all in one. creature common in the punkist cult’s lore as having the job of stealing souls and destruction of non-punks.
our village was stalked by a cat one day. the next, a man attacked it, and the next a dragon burned it down. it appears all 3 were merely the same creature in different forms, for they all chanted “punkists.” we have named the creature dracman for now, until we understand it better.
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