Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
“never tickle a sleeping dragon.”
the motto for hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry in the fictional harry potter universe.
harry pulled out his latin dictionary and said, “draco dormiens nunquam t-tillandus… what the f-ck?”
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