draft beer fart
a distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually sh-tty beer from a tap.
the fart smell is described as “sour, potent, and nauseating.” similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
smokey had seven draft pints of hamm’s while waiting for his plane at the airport.
after snorting some muscle relaxer’s and chugging monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. he had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
mid-way through the flight, he ripped -ss and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
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