drag me
basically, “hate all you want.”
it’s been a rough day. you spilled yogurt on your shirt, your car wouldn’t start, and your significant other still hates you. thinking it’s all over, you walk inside, greeted by a wall of bullsh-t.
“so you can stay home to wash yogurt out of your clothes, but when i need someone to help me move my racist grandma into the nursing home, you’re ‘busy all week.'”
“bae i’m sorry i had lunch with my boss and wasn’t on fleek.”
“you work at domino’s.”
“drag me, karen”
#drag #me #drag me #hater #haters
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