Dragging Balls Across The Desert
this versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. derivitive of the phrase “dragging b-lls.”
james: “dude, how long until this cl-ss is over?”
marc: “about half an hour.”
james: “wow, seriously? we’ve been here for like two weeks! this cl-ss is dragging b-lls across the desert.”
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