Dragon Dick


when waking up with morning glory and going for a p-ss. and the p-ss goes all over the place except in the bowl.
“f-ck man, who p-ssed all over the seat?”
“ah that was me, not my fault tho. dragon d-ck.”
3 more definitions
an unusually large d-ck, much larger than that of a dragonc-ck, generally found on irish/scottish men, also on men named rory r-g.
“last night, he f-cked me so hard with his dragond-ck i almost died of pleasure.”
1) a p-n-s that breathes fire or throws flames from its hole

2) when a human being has an actual dragon for a c-ck. p-ss is shot out of the dragon’s mouth.

3) the c-ck of a dragon.
vladimir: hey geoff, check out my c-ck, its doing some weird sh-t.

geoff: holy sh-t bro, that thing has red flames coming out of it. you’ve got a dragon d-ck.

or

“i’m so embar-ssed to change in the lockerroom after yoga since i have this gross, scaley dragon d-ck hanging off the front of me”
a big fat c-ck that has the ability to eat people.
andrew’s dragon d-ck ate that p-ssy.

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