Dragon in the bush


an act of oral s-x where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.
friend: what’s that beeping noise?
guy: it’s my smoke detector

friend: you should replace the battery, what if there’s a fire.
guy: my girlfriend gave me a “dragon in the bush”, and now my p-n-s hurts when i see a 9volt battery.

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