Dragon Puke


dragon puke (drag-uhn pyook)

noun/verb

any sort of generic fantasy media with elements borrowed heavily from the works of j. r. r. tolkien and/or dungeons & dragons.

named so because in the puke of a dragon you can also find the scattered remains of elves,dwarfs,men,orcs,a wizard, and an ill conceived plot.
dude 1: hey man what are you doing today?

dude 2: i just bought christopher paolini’s eragon and i’m going to read it! and then i’m going to go play everquest.

dude 1: dude don’t read that dragon puke!!! if your going to waste your life away in a fantasy world do it the right way!!!
read lotr and play d&d with your friends!!!!

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