drain the heat seeking moisture missile
to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of s-xual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick b-st-rd.
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