draking and driving
the act of driving while simultaneously listening to drake. this act typically results in ending up at your ex’s house while crying. much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren’t controllable resulting in regret later on. most common songs which cause draking and driving are: say something, doing it wrong, marvin’s room, & best i ever had although there are numerous others. don’t confuse with r. kelly cruising which is the act of listening to r. kelly resulting in an unexpected s-xual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.
bob tuned into some drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex’s house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge wh-r-! unfortunately this was a bad case of draking and driving!
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