Drama Jelly
an intangible metaphysical substance excreted as a byproduct of negative emotions such as hostility, frustration, jealousy, etc.
its the cause of the heavy atmosphere you feel in a room/place you have entered where a person or people have just had a heated argument or emotional vent.
or worse, a room you’re in while its happening.
that sticky uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm during moments like these are caused by direct contact with drama jelly.
note: the sensation caused by drama jelly is not to be confused with shyness.
samuel: “everything was fine when i left to get popcorn. by the time i got back jared and lisa had their armrests down and didn’t talk for the rest of the movie. the drama jelly was so thick my popcorn got soggy.”
danny: “dude, wtf is drama jelly?”
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