drandy
grand and dandy at the same time
wow! this ice cream is drandy!
a handjob, handy, or hando executed with absolutely no lubrication.
guy 1. “hey man, how’d you date with sandpaper sally go last night? she give you a drandy?”
guy 2. regrettably yes, and let me tell you, her hands are as rough as a dock workers heel.
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