drapist
n. a person who enjoys masturbating to overexposed images of window drapes. the images may have been taken without the consent of the drapes.
person 1: “the other day i was masturbating photos of windows in this abandoned house…”
person 2: “wait, what? were you talking to me?”
person 1: “yes, i was. pay attention, mortal. i said: the other day i was masturbating photos of windows in this abandoned house. ”
person 2: “…”
person 2: “…why?”
person 1: “i am a drapist, so this is typical behavior for me”
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