dravis
a weird name that is not really a name. the person with this name usually blacks out on weekends and although reads all of their text messages when they wake, are unable to respond due to short term memory loss the morning after.
dude, did you get my text?
nah bruh, i p-ssed out last night after jessie’s party.
but i texted you at 3pm?
i know, i’m such a dravis.
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